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Ohhhh NOOOOOOOO~! Just now i wrote half~!!!! LMAO
sigh~! 谁叫自己笨?! neh~ 跟符依琳太多咯！ (don't know got write wrong her name or not.haha. if got, sorry lahh =p)
Just now want upload some photo took yesterday but then upload damn slow so i gave up~ haha.
Chat with dear just now, she asked me go blogging and blog bout her. i asked her blog what then she keep DC and no answer. so then i mai simply write lor. who ask her so zabet..?
she hor.. she cut her hair~! so damn bloody short! UGLY~ hahahahahah~ 笑死掉~ hahaha.
zai zai also laugh her and dont let me tell her. hahaha. pengsan~ Shh.. zaizai, i wont tell your daddy you laugh at her de. no worries. =)
To dear,
Dear, i promised zaizai i wont tell you that he laugh at you. So remind me don't tell you.
LOL~
today slept till 4.30. Wasai! normally i just sleep till 4pm today 4.30pm! pengsan~ luckily my mum sleeping, if not?! you wont see me anymore. ohh no~ can lahh. Tomorrow newspaper~ haha. =)
Just now too BORED and dear keep dc at last no online, maybe dah fui~ haha. ZABET lahh you!
then go view 颜帅 (莞倩)'s blog. I saw some post, 笑死掉~ hahahahahaha.
here is some jokes i saw at her's blog. =)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Room Service (RS): 'Morny. Ruin sorbees.'
Guest (G):'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'
RS : 'Rye.. Ruin sorbees.. morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??'
G : 'Uh.. yes.. I'd like some bacon and eggs'
RS : 'Ow July den?'
G : 'What??'
RS : 'Ow July den?... pry, boy, pooch?'
G : 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.'
RS : 'Ow July dee bayhcem... crease?'
G : 'Crisp will be fine.'
RS : 'Hokay. An San tos?'
G : 'What?'
RS : 'San tos. July San tos?'
G : 'I don't think so'
RS : 'No? Judo one toes??'
G : 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means.'
RS : 'Toes! toes!... why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we bother?'
G : 'English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'
RS : 'We bother?
G : 'No... just put the bother onthe side.'
RS : 'Wad?'
G : 'I mean butter... just put it on the side.'
RS : 'Copy?'
G : 'Sorry?'
RS : 'Copy... tea... mill?'
G : 'Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.'
RS : 'One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy.... rye??'
G : 'Whatever you say'
RS : 'Tendjewberrymud'
G : 'Oh, God. Now, what?'
RS : 'Tendjewberrymud'
G : 'OH, you're welcome'

This is what herself and her's friend conversation. =)

我：喂~作么有kopi味的？

阿英姑：因为他吃kopi糖嘛。(偷偷指着后面的一位男生)

我：什么copy cat??!?!!你很冷叻!!! (\_~)

阿英姑：什么kopi cake?!!!?!?(\_/)

this is her's mother and the bing(dont know who is that. LOL) conversation. x)

妈：喂今天你跟你朋友去看什么戏啊？

bing: [不能说的秘密】。

妈：不要讲不是不要讲啦！很巴毕咩?!?!?!

bing: ................=_=lll......(^o^)

for more, view her blog~ http://0n3chean.blogspot.com/
so funny~

Labels: crap + jokes =)

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