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一个人在沙漠里快要饿死了，这时他捡到了神灯。
神灯：“ 我只可以实现你一个愿望，快说吧，我赶时间。”
人：“我要老婆 ……”
神灯立刻变出一个美女，然后不屑的说：“ 都快饿死了还贪图美色！可悲！”说完就消失了。
人：“……饼。”

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龟兔赛跑......兔子很快跑到前面去了 ......

乌龟看到一只蜗牛爬得很慢很慢 ......对他说: 你上来，我背你吧......
然后 ...... 蜗牛就上来了 ......
过了一会.... ..乌龟又看到一只蚂蚁...... 对他说:你也上来吧 ......
于是蚂蚁也上来了。
蚂蚁上来以后......看到上面的蜗牛 ...... 对他说了句 :你好
你们知道蜗牛说什么吗？
蜗牛说：你抓紧点，这乌龟好快 .......

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